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Friendly Corpse
Dead Terrorists
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Posted - 2014.09.08 17:47:00 -
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We have many adventures and super happy fun times. Respectful and honourable towards everyone in eve; Unless you're in a pod at optimal. yarr!
Indeed a solid crew.
I love my lil box of matches :) |
Friendly Corpse
Dead Terrorists
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Posted - 2014.10.05 04:24:00 -
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Join today....the damn Russians are multiplying. 
Free* cup of Synthetic Coffee for all applicants : This stimulating aromatic drink, made out of dried, roasted and ground seeds, is a particular favorite among scientists and software engineers.
*Jita prices only, 75% Tax payable, 200% service charge and 50% gravity stabilizing fee may apply. 
I love my lil box of matches :) |
Friendly Corpse
Dead Terrorists
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Posted - 2014.11.13 04:33:42 -
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Will the next guy or girl joining bring me 5000 nanite repair paste...thx muchly.
Also, boomp |
Friendly Corpse
Dead Terrorists
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Posted - 2014.11.24 07:28:31 -
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New applicant Keyword info sheet. Rev 1.0
Anything going on? = A small army is en route to your house to beat the living **** out of you for not reading alliance mail.
Pre-fleet banter = Besides *.ism's Anything goes.
Post-fleet banter = Besides *.ism's Anything goes.
Rename Ship = Someone is on the way to kill your wreck for being an idiot.
xxxxxxxxx = Warp to the person stating this epic sentence. Overheat for bonus lulz.
Tl:dr = You are describing something more than you need to in order to soak up excess brain bandwidth causing behind the scenes facepalms. Keep it short and sweet.
Thx for fleet = You guys suck and I could solo your entire alliance in a stabber.
Cross chatter = be quiet, your ego is too noisy.
Fix Mic = You should have checked that it work's in a separate channel.
Black Screen = I need to insert diskette #248 and hit anykey to continue and I have pressed the turbo button on my 386 and should be fixed in a moment.
Lag = I can not afford an upgrade from dialup, I should also re-evaluate my life decisions.
Opsec = Operations Security does not apply to me and I want valuable information because I'm special.
Check Check = Shuush please, I have valuable information with regard to our current situation.
Help! = Do not warp to me, as I am severely incompetent and cannot look after myself; Certain death is expected.
Point = I am a ***** and do not want to fit a proper scram. I also smell terrible and wear a fedora.
Hard tackle = I have scram and web on the target. I often feel superior to people with a warp disruptor and fedora.
E-war = I'm a smart ass with Ewar on the target and too busy laughing to reply.
Eyes = Requesting a body with beautiful eyes to investigate a set destination or area.
Plus One = If our scout is not too busy looking at pron he/she can advance to the next area on our route.
Spy!! = A person who believes his cover is intact and is free to continue leaking information we make available.
Siege Green = Apply damage with your dread, Listen intently for the Siege Red command.
Siege Red = Holy Jesus we are ******, get safe if you can, inform my next of kin, thx muchly GG!
Supers align = ok one sec, I'm busy adjusting my sunglasses and tiara.
Titan bridge up = Instantly start complaining about lag and constantly ask who's primary before loading grid.
Blops x up = If you have a black ops scooter, make it known that you have added as much shine as possible to it.
****! = Upon hearing your comments or observing your actions, the word **** is a condensed version of a 4 hour bollocking.
Jump gate = Means ask as many questions as possible, seeking clarification on the jump gate command.
Hold on gate = Immediately ask over9000 questions while talking over fellow fleet members, seeking clarification on the Hold on gate command.
Sitrep? = Describe all relevant information, thus allowing us to make an uninvited entrance. +lulz
Comms plz = **** your ***** ass mouth up for 10 tap dancing ******* minutes, god ******* dammit!!
Recall drones = Holy **** who owns all these drones, scoop them you idiots, who even deploys drones anymore.
Handover = Could be on urban dictionary for something sexual, or the fleet is being transferred to another competent person.
New Fleet = Another adventure awaits, finish your mining cycles, pop that last mission rat, scoop that goo and edit that jita market price by 1isk. Join fleet and await patiently for your orders and silently prepare ship.
Focus Fire = Shoot everything in sight, links, logi, gates, cargo cans and drones that haven't been recalled yet.
Grid = the visible area in which we are dying.
If you are offended by any of this, you're a ****!
Contact Mini for further information or an application.
What could go wrong |
Friendly Corpse
Dead Terrorists
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Posted - 2014.12.22 11:15:35 -
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Special Offer!
All neutral ships in Hagilur will receive free ship repair. Just jump in and type "Rep me" in local.
We are also looking for more "repairers"
Join today and help the locals.
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Friendly Corpse
Dead Terrorists
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Posted - 2015.02.19 02:51:10 -
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Gonna need a few more decent people in alliance. I have to reload sometimes
I have enclosed a gratuitous gift of 1 x Tritanium this poast. Enjoy! |
Friendly Corpse
Dead Terrorists
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Posted - 2015.02.23 03:33:44 -
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Join up today and meet new people. Then blow them apart. Easy enough.
Boomph!
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Friendly Corpse
Dead Terrorists
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Posted - 2015.03.18 13:15:14 -
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I was on my way to get a mining skill book in Ammake when this happens.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxKFYakgyuo
Maybe next time fellas. 
gf and bumps for more calm and collected members of the DT family.
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Friendly Corpse
Dead Terrorists
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Posted - 2015.04.02 15:19:04 -
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Its dangerous to go alone, here, take this cyno.
EAK - Join today.
We break stuff. |
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